1. My abilities as an Undead Scourge are so awesome and well known that undead run in fear before we even show up. Thus explaining the lack of undead so far.
2. I have managed to not kill any of you heretical manlings or pointy eared bastards.
3. I killed a Bahir from the inside after it foolishly ate me.
4. Prior to being eaten by said Bahir, I made what can only be described as an epic and incredibly awesome dive down into the pit to kill it.
5-10. I. KILLED. THE. BAHIR. FROM. THE. INSIDE!
Bonus reason: My God is better than yours in every conceivable way.